You know what's better than an NFT?
An entirely unique (and extremely weird) piece of art,
made just for you (by me.)
Looking for that last minute gift? Seeking a fleeting dose of stimulation? Need to cater to your gambling addiction and/or obsession with collecting one-of-a-kind artworks for as cheap as possible? Welcome, friend.
For a laughably low price, you can enlist my services to either write you a short story, draw you a picture, or perhaps even do both, if the spirit moves me! Naturally, whatever I create and send your way will be entirely unique to you. That's right: you'll own something that is 100% the first, only and last of its kind.
Additionally, order any of my photographs and you'll ALSO receive a one-of-a-kind story, drawing or combination of both! I can only display a fixed amount of photos at a given time, so if you don't see one you like from the current line-up, check my photo galleries here and here, and make a request! (Note that additional links will be added if/when more galleries go up!)
While part of the fun is the random element and the surprise that comes with it (i.e. not knowing what you're gonna get from me), I'm not opposed to taking requests (vague or otherwise), so if you have one, don't be shy!
Blockchains? Rubbish. "Non-Fungible?" Fung off! Technobabble explanations? No thanks.
All we need for authentic, inimitable and shockingly cheap (yet immeasurably valuable) art is me.
(This is just my blog's storefront. For the main body of content, please enjoy "Colony 9 at Night" proper.)
For a laughably low price, you can enlist my services to either write you a short story, draw you a picture, or perhaps even do both, if the spirit moves me! Naturally, whatever I create and send your way will be entirely unique to you. That's right: you'll own something that is 100% the first, only and last of its kind.
Additionally, order any of my photographs and you'll ALSO receive a one-of-a-kind story, drawing or combination of both! I can only display a fixed amount of photos at a given time, so if you don't see one you like from the current line-up, check my photo galleries here and here, and make a request! (Note that additional links will be added if/when more galleries go up!)
While part of the fun is the random element and the surprise that comes with it (i.e. not knowing what you're gonna get from me), I'm not opposed to taking requests (vague or otherwise), so if you have one, don't be shy!
Blockchains? Rubbish. "Non-Fungible?" Fung off! Technobabble explanations? No thanks.
All we need for authentic, inimitable and shockingly cheap (yet immeasurably valuable) art is me.
(This is just my blog's storefront. For the main body of content, please enjoy "Colony 9 at Night" proper.)